I’m a little behind the news, I guess, but it looks like they discovered 30 sarcophagi near Luxor—not the casino—back in October.
They were untouched, perfectly preserved, and, just like a bunch of predictable B-Movie archeologists, they opened ‘em right up. So, I guess we can look forward to 29 new curses this year.
The 1st one was the movie Cats.
The ancient Egyptians loved cats.
29 to go. Keep your eyes open.