Beware the Ides

The March newsletter releases today. In it you will find the first two installments of The Bulletproof Adventures of Damian Stockwell, a serial novel of extreme adventure.      You’ll also get updates on the state of DumbWhiteHusband.com (it’s close, so very close)...

Marketing Like a Punk

I don’t usually like to talk about ebooks here. But, I wrote this for another blog a while back and kind of like the analogy so I thought I’d share my perspective on marketing books in the eworld. I grew up listening to punk music. It started with Minor Threat and the...

I’m a Little Uncomfortable

I’m not too warm or too cool. Nothing is riding up…places. It’s not a physical thing; it’s just a general sense of discomfort. I’ve put myself in this situation and, what’s more, I did it on purpose. At first it seems that making myself uncomfortable...

2012

Like everyone else, I welcomed the 2011 New Year’s Baby with the oohs, ahhs and coochie coos reserved for such infant encounters. The young child was filled with potential and optimism. Little did we know that he was a little bitch carrying a diaper full of shit for...

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