Gone to the Dogs

Gone to the Dogs

Fidget stood and crossed the room to the patio door. Staring through smudge marks left by eager noses, his sharp brown eyes scanned the yard outside for signs of trouble. There weren’t any squirrels; this was, no doubt, due to his ferocious barking efforts over the...
8 Reasons Self-Driving Cars Might Not Suck

8 Reasons Self-Driving Cars Might Not Suck

Autonomous cars are coming. That means no more burnouts, handbrake turns or getting the car up on two-wheels while trying to beat the red. But it won’t all be bad. Self-driving cars are going to have a lot of benefits, too. NO HANDS The most obvious benefit is that...
Twenty Something Miles

Twenty Something Miles

It was a time filled with arguments, discourse and debates about a great many things. They argued about what was right. They debated what was real. They even disagreed about what a noun referred to. Despite this, everyone agreed that ancient Greece was far too hot and...
Rules for Time Travel

Rules for Time Travel

Carson was tired, in a hurry and didn’t have time for anyone’s shit. He cleared his throat and looked at the group of tourists gathered before him. No two looked alike. Not even close. They were an assortment of races, genders, heights, weights and ages. The only...

Using My Words – WE’RE BECOMING PIZZA

If we’re not already pizza. When I first got into advertising I worked on a pizza account. You’ve heard of them. Actually, I named the P’zone. It was a joke. They didn’t get it and they ran with it. Sorry, America. Aside from the rare opportunity to work potty humor...