THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

  “If we’re not back by dawn, call the President.” – Jack Burton One of the greatest characters of all time. The buffoon that doesn’t realize he’s the sidekick and not the hero. His abilities didn’t always keep up with his mouth, but his...
Writing About Music

Writing About Music

I wish I could write about music. I love music. There are very few moments in a day when I’m not listening to something. I’ve played music. I’ve been in a band. A band that played in front of people. Not a lot of people. But I’ve never felt that I...
Book Darts

Book Darts

These things are pretty cool.  Little tin arrows that clip onto a page so you can mark a line.  A post it tab or a scrap of paper would do, but a little refinement never hurt...
Pinch me, Pikachu

Pinch me, Pikachu

Dragon Con was unbelievable. This was my first time to attend and my first time to have the opportunity to appear anywhere. It was surreal. That’s the best way I can put it. I got to sit on panels next to authors that people have actually heard of and talk about how...
My son is also named Bort

My son is also named Bort

The toy companies have got me almost figured out. They keep hitting me right in the nostalgia. Look at these new Simpsons toys. There’s a Homer in the line. And a Moe. But the others are Poochie and the theme park robots from Itchy and Scratchy land that run amok a la...
Project: Thunder Moose

Project: Thunder Moose

Canada had a missile program in the early 50’s. The name of that program was Project Velvet Glove. As an attempt at subterfuge, I get it. With a name like that, any foreign operator would naturally assume it was a secret program to develop new mitten technology. But,...

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