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Dumb White Husband vs. Elf on the Shelf (aka Your Child’s First Stalker)


  He knows when they are sleeping. As far as I know, the Elf on the Shelf wasn’t around when I was a kid. If it was, it certainly wasn’t the phenom that it is today. Today it’s everywhere. It serves as newscast fluff and fills my social media timeline as parents snap all the clever locations they’ve placed it. ... Read More »

Dumb White Husband vs. Snow White & The Huntsman


I was flipping through the channels the other day and caught a few minutes of this movie. It reminded me of when I watched the first 10 minutes, so I pulled up the old post. As often happens at family gatherings, there are so many people in a room that no one is certain who gets to control the remote. ... Read More »

Writer’s Space Tour

A tour of my office by my son who is not supposed to touch the camera. We’ll call it found footage. Read More »

Amazon Matchbook

  Basically, buy my print books and get the ebook version for free. Read More »

Author Reading Other Authors: Witch Hunter


Today I read a tale of horror, and witches, and hunters and horror. Read Witch Hunter here   If you would like me to read your book, please email me. Read More »

Reader Questions FAQ


“What’s wrong with you?” “Who do you think you are?” “How dumb are you?” These are just a few of the frequently asked questions I answer below.   Read More »

Author Reading Other Authors – The Key to Everything


Author readings are a popular way for authors to promote their books. But, I’ve already read all of my books. So, I decided to read other author’s books.  Pick up the Key to Everything by Alex Kimmel. It’s on sale today for 99 cents.   Want me to read your book? Contact me at   Please check out my ... Read More »