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Like everyone else, I welcomed the 2011 New Year’s Baby with the oohs, ahhs and coochie coos reserved for such infant encounters. The young child was filled with potential and optimism. Little did we know that he was a little bitch carrying a diaper full of shit for the entire world. We were all deceived by last year’s bundle of ... Read More »

NOW AVAILABLE – Dumb White Husband vs. Santa (A Short Story)

NEW RELEASE!! Erik has planned the perfect Christmas for his family. What could possibly go wrong? Dumb White Husband vs. Santa (A Short Story) The plan is foolproof, bulletproof and flame retardant. Nothing can undo the hours of planning and preparation. Nothing except maybe odd-shaped packages, ill-timed fruitcakes or an errant neighborhood Santa Claus.About the Dumb White Husband series: He’s ... Read More »

GUEST – Alan “tonto” Williams

E-books – Rise of the Author or Decline of the Bookshop? Thanks to Ben for the invitation to come and guest post on his blog, it’s great to be here! So, like me you’ve got a kindle or some other kind of e-reader. Great isn’t it? I think so I’ve read more since I’ve had it and it enables me ... Read More »

Book Chatter interview

Hear me blather on about what I write and how I write. Read More »

November Updates

You’re Awesome – These last few weeks have been very exciting for me as Dumb White Husband has climbed the charts. I owe this all to you. Thank you for reading, leaving reviews and saying nice things in general. You guys rock. I’m Awesome – Just wanted to throw that out there. I’m Writing – The immediacy of ebooks combined ... Read More »

NOW AVAILABLE – Dumb White Husband vs. Halloween (A Short Story)

NEW RELEASE!! Get it while it’s seasonally relevant. Dumb White Husband vs. Halloween (A Short Story) Chris is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like ... Read More »

Fascination – The Great Nation of Val Verde

The Val Verde. The nation of Val Verde. It’s down in South America nestled between… I can’t seem to find it on a map. There should be a map of Val Verde, but no one has made one. I want a giant world-domination sized map of Val Verde to hang behind me in my office. It should be clear to ... Read More »