Hey everyone, this week in Six Sentence Sunday #sixsunday:

Dumb White Husband vs. Babies:
A Guide for Unsuspecting Fathers

From the chapter “YOU’RE CUT OFF”

All massages will be therapeutic and if she invites you into the shower it’s because she can’t reach something. Now is the time to focus on her without any ulterior motives.

If it makes you feel any better, you will be earning “points” for all the unselfish attention she’s getting from you. Don’t rush to redeem these but know that they’re there.

I have no doubt you’re a clever guy, but I must warn you that saying, “Your mouth’s not having a baby,” while true, is a bad, bad, bad idea. Bad idea.

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– ben

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