I loved it when my SPAM has a hint of international intrigue. I was happy to see this because I’m getting tired of the dying widows in Oklahoma leaving me their mineral rights. Forget that Signoino means young boy. Forget that crimes of international commerce are being handled by the Chief Airport Security Agency. I’m just going to enjoy the tale.

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