Remember when the book fair came to school. It was best way to get money from your folks, because people, especially parents, aren’t allowed to hate books. Well, this is just like that book fair from school except I can promise all of the books have bad words in them.

All of my ebooks are on sale for $2.99 for a limited time.

There’s more Dumb White Husband.


There’s action/adventure comedies.


There’s even a guide to using Twitter.

Now’s the time to hoard.

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