This is brilliant. At some point there was a brainstorm at Hasbro where they determined that there couldn’t possibly be a character, vehicle, setting or moment left from Star Wars that wasn’t already a toy. Then someone, probably a smarmy young upstart...
“Conan, what is best?” “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!” Why was this never a kids’ toy? I no longer have the available shelf space nor the disposable income to play with...
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