Star Wars: The Hallway

This is brilliant. At some point there was a brainstorm at Hasbro where they determined that there couldn’t possibly be a character, vehicle, setting or moment left from Star Wars that wasn’t already a toy. Then someone, probably a smarmy young upstart...
The riddle of plastic is finally answered

The riddle of plastic is finally answered

“Conan, what is best?” “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!” Why was this never a kids’ toy? I no longer have the available shelf space nor the disposable income to play with...

FREE AUDIOBOOK

I want to give you an audiobook.

It's a collection of short stories about time travel, alien invasions, selling homes in alternate dimensions, giant combiner robots, post-apocalyptic beagles and much more. And it's all read by the amazing Phil Thron.

It's yours when you sign up for my newsletter. 

You have Successfully Subscribed!