I’m starting to play around on Facebook a lot more and I can never get enough attention.

So, if you like my Facebook page I’ll give you a free copy of Dumb White Husband’s vs Zombies: Monday for your Kindle or Kindle app.

Just like my page here and then send me a message on Facebook. Include the email address you use with your Amazon account and I’ll gift you the story. It’s fun.

This is the only thing I’ll use the email for. I won’t even keep it.

So, that’s the deal. It’s a pretty sweet deal, really. I’m fairly likeable anyway. Fairly.




Offer expires Friday August 16 at midnight CST. I’m not made of money. Actually, I think it’s mostly water. 90% I hear.


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