Junkers is the story of a man named Jake whose job is to stop robots when they inevitably decided to turn on us. It’s the story of a woman that used to date that man that has the same job but is paid much better and gets much more respect. And it’s the story of dishwashers, coffee machines, scarecrows and trains that are tired of serving us weak and pathetic humans. There are lazy cyborgs, greedy corporations and more than a few other colorful characters including a cat that isn’t Jake’s.

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