How To Author: Making Threats

Sep 3, 2015 | 4 comments

I’ve seen some authors threatening people lately. And, they’re doing it all wrong.

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4 Comments

  1. PJ
    PJ on September 3, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    I am going to make sure I never annoy you because I don’t want to conversate or talk in emoticons!

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    • ben
      ben on September 7, 2015 at 6:52 pm

      I’m only going to warn you once.

      Reply
  2. Southpaw HR Sinclair
    Southpaw HR Sinclair on September 4, 2015 at 5:11 pm

    That’s the way to do it. I cringed when you said the mayo and Miracle whip part!

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    • ben
      ben on September 7, 2015 at 6:52 pm

      My cruelty knows no bounds.

      Reply

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