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Fidget, Sasquatch and all of the other characters are a part of a bigger world that began in my first book, Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors. The world has now grown to include several books and short stories featuring The Librarian and his Mastiff, Chewy. It’s a less than serious look at the post-apocalyptic genre. It’s the end of the world as you’ve never known it.

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Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors

The post-apocalyptic world isn’t that bad.

Sure, there are mutants. But, for the people of New Hope, daily life isn’t so much a struggle of finding food or medicine as it is trying to find a new shortstop for their kickball team. This makes it difficult for a post-apocalyptic warrior to find work. Thankfully, an army full of killers is making its way to the peaceful town and plans to raze it to the ground. Only a fully trained post-apocalyptic nomadic warrior can stop them.

Two have offered their services. One is invited to help. The other is sent to roam the wasteland. Did the townspeople make the right decision? Will they be saved? Did they find a shortstop? What’s with all the bears?

Find out in Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors, the first book in the Duck and Cover Adventures.

It’s the end of the world as you’ve never known it.

If you like action, adventure and smart-ass characters in a post-apocalyptic world that doesn’t take itself too seriously, you’ll love the Duck & Cover Adventures.


★★★★★ Writer of a New Generation ‘These books are Amazing!!!! Ben Wallace is THE writer for a new generation. His moods, words, and humor play every chapter like a song, and every book like another explosive album. His wit and wonder is beyond any writer I’ve ever come across.’

★★★★★ Mad Max meets Monty Python ‘Absolutely hilarious! A great, weird, funny look at life in a Post-Apocalyptic world. Seriously. Why isn’t this a movie or TV series?’

★★★★★ Impossible to put down ‘Wonderfully funny and very addictive. Couldn’t put the book down until it was done

★★★★★ Shut your cake hole and eat your friends!

★★★★★ Apocalypse edition of Hitchhikers Guide! Amazing read! The apocalypse edition of Hitchhikers Guide. You want to read this book! Didn’t stop laughing!

★★★★★ Action, adventure, and witty comedy. A must read. ‘Fans of the re-discovered post apocalyptic genre are going to find a lot to laugh at. Tropes, stereotypes & plot devices… nothing is spared as Wallace shines a humorous light on things that we just might not have found funny. Until now. ’

★★★★★ Apocalyptically Absurd

★★★★★ A Doomsday filled with punches AND punchlines


★★★★★ Belly laughs in a grim future

★★★★★ If Douglas Adams wrote the Road Warrior

★★★★★ No. 1 author in by book! absolutely the BEST author I have read in years!!!!!

★★★★★ Big Fun. Big Funny. A recipe for: Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors
One part Shaun of the Dead
One part Monty Python humor
One part Fallout 3
Oh never mind, there’s no recipe for it. You simply can’t make this stuff up at home–unless you’re Benjamin Wallace.

★★★★★ Lighten up, it’s just the end of the world. The apocalypse is hilarious, and Benjamin Wallace will prove it to you. Full of clever lines, fast-paced adventure, and talking bears, Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors is a fun departure from the typical doom-and-gloom apocalyptic tale.

★★★★★ The Terry Pratchett of post-apocalyptic fiction.

★★★★★ Get it. You’ll love it. Especially if you like things like Road Warrior, Evil Dead Trilogy, Hitchhiker’s Guide, Good Omens, and other works of that nature.

Mad Max rolled into the USA … Hang on tight and get ready to reload fast. Ye-freaking-ha!

Who would have thought that the post-apocalypse could be this fun!


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