I wish I could write about music.

I love music. There are very few moments in a day when I’m not listening to something. I’ve played music. I’ve been in a band. A band that played in front of people. Not a lot of people. But I’ve never felt that I understood music well enough to write about it.

I have a friend that writes at length about entire albums. The production techniques, the musicians’ mental states at the time of recording, and the lasting cultural implications of the album’s release.

I just like the part that goes Ba bah bah.

Maybe that’s enough.


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