I’m a little behind the news, I guess, but it looks like they discovered 30 sarcophagi near Luxor—not the casino—back in October.

They were untouched, perfectly preserved, and, just like a bunch of predictable B-Movie archeologists, they opened ‘em right up. So, I guess we can look forward to 29 new curses this year.
The 1st one was the movie Cats.

Ironic, really.

The ancient Egyptians loved cats.

29 to go. Keep your eyes open.

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