Good afternoon. I need your help.

I’m trying to exercise my generous nature by offering the very first Dumb White Husband shorts story for free forever. But, I can’t do it alone.

The only way to get Amazon to give my story away is if they see that it’s being given away other places. They eventually lower the price to match it but they have to know about it.

That’s where you come in. If you would be so kind, I’d like to ask you to tell Amazon that Dumb White Husband vs the Grocery Store is free at Barnes & Noble.

It’s 3 easy steps:

1. Go to the Amazon page for the story.

2. Scroll down until you see “tell us about a lower price”







3. Click on “website” and tell them you saw it at this link ( ) for free.

That’s it.

It would be a tremendous help and everyone likes free stuff. Right?


Thank you,





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